Well, this is awkward.

Turn player wins 

accurate

'we have a situation here'

Omg

Ok, so apparently, the chance of actually getting all 5 in your hand in your first 5 cards drawn is actually 1 in 658,008 if going by the limited banlist (so you only have one of each). Thats tiny. So, for it to happen twice, for both players under the same conditions, it means that there is 1 in 432,974,528,064 of doing so.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE

THE PAIR OF YOU COULD’VE WON THE EUROMILLIONS JACKPOT (what is usually about twenty million pounds sterling) slightly over 5676 times. 

5676 TIMES. THAT WOULD MEAN YOU WOULD OWN ABOUT 113,520 million pounds. YOU WOULD BE MULTI-BILLIONAIRES.

AND THAT CHANCE WAS USED ON A CARD GAME

I hope you two are proud of yourselves.