One time I was playing The Sims. My kid had a soccer game, and while the teams were huddled up, I changed to buy mode and put washing machines around the opposing team, enclosing them within their detergent scented prison. Thanks to my ingenious strategy, my child’s team was able to take the ball from the opposite goalie and score repeatedly. By the time the clock ran out, we were up 46-0, and the opposing team was sobbing in puddles of their own piss. I am the best soccer mom.
PARENTING
I CAN’T BREATHE
Ahh the internet. What a beautiful thing indeed.
sentientcloudofmusk liked this
glasstrashreblogs reblogged this from lasalebete glass-trash-bab liked this
lasalebete reblogged this from megapope-blog-blog
that-big-dyke-energy reblogged this from wilwheaton
spookypainting liked this
paintyourglassheartred liked this
aliceinawesomeland reblogged this from rerumtechnologies
rerumtechnologies reblogged this from abitto
andrikq liked this
hazelvelociraptor liked this
dancerfan666 liked this
tyriantybalt reblogged this from godpenis
andrewellisportfolio liked this roflwaffl liked this
black-tiger-of-evil reblogged this from somesnarkyurl
dandelionpuppies liked this
zareblogalogalog reblogged this from bad-sideblog y2ksnowglobe reblogged this from emmyscreams
sunflowrboi liked this
thecartonizer reblogged this from demilypyro 4thprodigy liked this
kahran042 reblogged this from pan-withnoplan
pan-withnoplan reblogged this from megapope-blog-blog
bi-miself-05 reblogged this from megapope-blog-blog - bi-miself-05 liked this
eggs-413 reblogged this from mildlyamused - eggs-413 liked this
mooshroomgirlfriend liked this
carameljoo liked this 
shamrockingaway liked this 
iwoulddieforstirfry liked this stop-entropy-lie-down liked this
salty-oranges reblogged this from malfunctioningjustfine
malfunctioningjustfine reblogged this from lemonaderaid
spiffy-kitten reblogged this from novicecreed
supercasey liked this celephaisdreamer liked this
tokyogruel reblogged this from lemonaderaid
anarchogothic reblogged this from lemonaderaid
