mindlessgonzojam:

Rarity, Y U PACK SO MUCH?

Tickets! For… something… I didn’t catch it. I probably tuned out cause it might have been a Broadway performance.

Manehattan! Get some Frank Sinatra!

Wow. They even have Mannhattan’s Time Square! Or if you prefer the GTA world, Star Junction!

Rarity has connections? Shit, this marshmallow’s going places!

Who pops into song randomly? WE DO!

Don’t worry, Spike. Carrots aren’t your thing, anyway.

Niko: So this is… what da fuck is that? That ain’t no Statue of Happiness!

Too big and cold? You obviously never been to California.

Musical number’s much more memorable. Probably because Rarity. XD

OK, maybe she shouldn’t have sung that number. And Twilight should’ve noticed the time! You’re slipping on practicality, Twi.

Niko: YELLOW CAR!

You think Twilight would’ve teleported there, but NO! A little selfish there, Princess?

This is sad. You could be very generous yet people will still be assholes. Real world sucks so much.

YOU KLUTZES!

HOLY FUCK, WAS THAT QUICK!

Harshwhinny’s cousin? XD

What a bitch. Was Tim Gunn from Project Runway or Tyra Banks like this?

What’s with that voice? It felt kinda off to me in places, like the Cheerilee VA for Twilight Unbound.

Where the hell did that mare go? Something’s up.

HOW MANY FUCKING LINES ARE IN THIS TOWN?! And let’s not include the coke lines…

WHAT THE FUCK? THAT BITCH COPIED RARITY! With HER fabric! And the head is eating up.

What a bitch, making someone else do the work… shit, that laborer is cute…

Dog-eat-dog lesson? And she’s a mentor? VEGETA! WHAT’S DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HER BITCH LEVEL! (Old joke.)

I get you wanna see the sights, girls but what about Rarity’s show, and the musical. (Forget that, they made their own sometime ago.)

Damn, she went from normal to messy in one cut. She’s gotta be distressed by now.

Someone’s gonna owe the hotel for the sheets… and the curtains, and that rug… Eh, shove the bill to Canterlot. Celestia should pick up the bill.

I thought we already established that AJ and fabric don’t work well in the season 3 finale.

Rarity, I think you should know that you’re turning out just like her. You might wanna stop before it’s too late.

Shit, do you kiss your sister with that mouth, Rarity? Son of a pony!

Rarity might be bitchy, but that Siri is still as bitchy as that fucking app!

Three fabulous ponies in a row! Hoity, Sapphire, and Photo! Jay must be jizzing in his pants when he saw this!

Finally, Rarity sees her mistake. She became the bitch she despises… rather quickly. Thank god.

What the heck just happened with that rope and Rarity’s eyes?

Return of the wet mane… WITH A VENGANCE!

RETURN OF THE MUSICAL!

Wait, Rarity lost? Something’s a miss, and I bet it’s Miss Bitch. She’s no longer Siri, she’s Miss Bitch.

Damn AJ, lay it on thick, why don’t you?

Why doesn’t that one cute pony stand up for herself?

Musical. zzzzz….

Huh? It’s over? Wow, that was short.

Calm your wingboners, Dash.

She finally stood up! She sounds so cute!

So the truth comes out. But what of the bitch who lied and copied Rarity’s work?

Wait, wut? The thread that made the rope at the show is Rarity’s gift? Woah, mindboggling!