(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Wading through the dead
Of your forsworn enemies
Demon corpses piled
Right up to your knees
Guns and monsters roar
BLAM! and URRGH! and THUD!
What fun it is to go to town
And paint it red with blood
Oh, BFG, BFG
Hoy, hoy, I’m the boy
I found you in a secret…
That was lovely.