last night I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth but
I brushed my teeth at the kitchen sink
and this morning I wanted to take a shower but
surprise
and a few minutes ago I had to take out the trash and
I give up
well clearly someone wants to be patted
‘NO. NO BRUSSHING TEETH. PAT ME.’
‘NO. NO TAKING SHOWER YOU SILLY HUMAN. PAT ME.’
‘NO TRASH TAKING. PAT. PAT. PAT.’
my cat wont even let me pEE
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