dat-gasmask-pone-lr:

ask-nightshadow:

wendygirlyoumoveme:

ass-ume:

gigantorthemooseking:

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.

Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

that was actually such a pleasant plot twist *-*

when i saw dethklok in concert last year they had a whole fucking segment where the band mascot came on explaining that the ratio of men to women at metal concerts is like 27:3 and started instructing the men to not be douchebags 

“pull chairs out for them if they need to sit”

“dont get drunk and grind your junk against the ladies”

“if a lady’s wearing a really low-cut shirt don’t be an ass and oggle her nice tits”

it was pretty awesome to have an animated talking skull with flesh dangling off of it preach about how feminism is metal as fuck

(shit, i found it on youtube and everything)

hooray its back

damn strait, we metal men know how to be gentlemen, we aren’t all dark and mean, we are actually pretty nice and we hate douchbags