WHAT WAS THAT, HURRICANE SANDY? I CAN’T HEAR YOU.

I’M SORRY DO YOU CALL THAT WIND I THOUGHT MY GRANDMOTHER WAS TRYING TO WHISTLE

COME AND FIGHT ME LIKE THE FORCE OF NATURE YOU CLAIM TO BE YOU BITCH

YOUR MOTHER WAS A JETSTREAM

DON’T YOU IGNORE ME I’M TALKING TO YOU