OKAY NOW I AM FUCKING ANGRY

YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF CHEREN, PETA

YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF JUNIPER, YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF GHETSIS

BUT HOW FUCKING DARE YOU BRING ASH KETCHUM INTO THIS

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU IMPLY, FOR EVEN A FRACTION OF A SECOND, THAT ASH DOESN’T LOVE PIKACHU WITH ALL HIS HEART

HOW DARE YOU IMPLY ASH WOULDN’T GIVE HIS FUCKING LIFE FOR PIKACHU IN AN INSTANT

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE SANCTITY OF THEIR AMAZING FRIENDSHIP

HOW

FUCKING

DARE YOU

I SWEAR TO ARCEUS WHOEVER MADE THIS

I WILL FIND YOU

AND I WILL DESTROY YOU

AND YOU WILL REGRET THE DAY YOU EVER TALKED SHIT ABOUT ASH KETCHUM, DO YOU HEAR ME

NOBODY SAYS STUFF LIKE THIS ABOUT MY BABY AND GETS AWAY WITH IT