THERE GOES MY DICK

My hand was on my hip, my dick is done for too.

Fuck… There goes my chair

THERE GOES MY LEFT LEG.

RIGHT FOOT AND SLICED DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF MY THIGH HORIZONTALY. WHAT.

Half of my left foot

Left side of my head… fuck’s sake.

My chair and a giant gash in the side of my left thigh.

My head.. not so worried about my headache now..

Touching my iPad.

Now I have the mental image of the said arm whirring loudly and trying to hold up this thing but it’s close to sawing a corner of the iPad off…

MY SCREE-E-E-E-E-EEEENNNNNNNNNNN *implodes*

MY FACE GETS SLICED OFF AT THE MOUTH WHY

there goes my left leg

I just killed my brother. Lunch time…hehehe

I’m actually okay. Now I’mma go slay some zombitches.

I just cut off my own head….

there go’s the perfect finish on my desk