prochoicetruth:

from—her—to—eternity:

clockworkvillain:

misha-bawlins:

The innovative bed tent that lets you let it all hang out, no matter where you are. A Privacy Pop tent gives you the coverage and privacy that you want, so that you can enjoy a place all your own, even in a dorm room or room shared with other.

College students and siblings who have shared their bedrooms for years are buzzing about this new product that carves out a closed off space just for you.

A Privacy Pop tent is perfect for:

• Keeping bright sun out of your eyes so you can sleep
• Listening to your iPod or reading without bothering anyone else in the room
• The perfect place for studying without being bothered or bothering anyone else
• Ensuring you have privacy from prying eyes

Can we please talk about the elephant in the room

• MASTURBATION
• MASTURBATION
• MASTURBATION
• MASTURBATION
• MASTURBATION

“perfect place for studying” my ass

^My first thought.

i’m sure that would go over well

HELLO NEW ROOMMATE IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU PLEASE ALLOW ME TO PUT THIS GIANT FUCKING TENT OVER MY BED BECAUSE I’M AN ANTISOCIAL TWAT.

This would make a fucking hothouse to have sex in it. I’m in.