Now this is the story all about how
my life got flipped, turned upside down
and I’d like to take a minute and sound all witty
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a place called Crisis City!
INNNNN A CRATER IN THE CITY
BORN AND RAISED,
IN RUN DOWN BUILDINGS, WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLING OUT, MAXING, RELAXING ALL COOL
WITH MY MAIN CAT BLAZE AND MEPHALIS WHO WAS A TOOL,
WHEN THIS GIANT DEMI GOD, WHO WAS UP TO NO GOOD,
STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY APOCLO-HOOD!
WE HAD A FEW EPIC BATTLES AND THEN I FIGURED,
I’D GO BACK INTO THE PAST AND JUST KILL THE IBLIS TRIGGER!
I. PAUSED. IN THE PAST,
NOT SPECIFIC WHEN
AND I YELLED TO MEPHALIS “I’M TOTALLY GONNA WIN!”
MY PAST CITY, NOT AS DARK OR GIRTTY,
LET’S SEE IF I CAN CHANGE THE FUTURE OF CRISIS CITY!
(( Someone who can do a decent Silver impression, PLEASE sing this! ))
LOL