My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent
White Co-Worker That's not how you say it.
My Dad But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
White Co-Worker Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
My Dad You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
White Co-Worker Just English
My Dad Tell me something. What does a cow say?
White Co-Worker Moo?
My Dad That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
White Co-Worker *sheds white tears*
Me Really Tumblr? He may be getting make fun of his accent but we all have accents too.