bellamy-at-221b:

so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled “what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”

dorkly:

Homemade TMNT Christmas Tree Ornaments

…and that’s how you turn a trip to the dollar store into a bajillion likes on Instagram. Cowabunga!

amy-in-the-sky-with-amethysts:

boonarphoenix:

the last one thought the we had already been to mars….

30 degree sun

relatablefangirl:

poking-roger-waters-penis:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone

You guys thought I was kidding…

omG

it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas

wtf-fun-factss:

President Lyndon B. Johnson Amphibious car - WTF fun facts

micthemicrophone:

Japan once again proving that punk is not dead.

dorkly:

The Stanley Parable Prank

Stanley felt amused by the prank.

“What a delightful joke that was!” he thought to himself.

xlre23:

Skype calls in a nutshell.

slbcreations:

The years or Luigi is coming to close, and Luigi himself say us goodbye.

                                    Until the next time, do the Luigi.

                                      Danny Wells (1941-2013)

the-goddamn-doomguy:

joehoofer:

(to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Wading through the dead
Of your forsworn enemies
Demon corpses piled
Right up to your knees
Guns and monsters roar
BLAM! and URRGH! and THUD!
What fun it is to go to town
And paint it red with blood

Oh, BFG, BFG
Hoy, hoy, I’m the boy
I found you in a secret…

That was lovely.

mindlessgonzojam:

micthemicrophone:

vinyl-core:

the fuck am I even playing anymore

ARE YOU FEELIN’ IT NOW MR KRABS

What about Slendershy? Duke Nukem? Ash Williams of The Evil Dead? Princesses Celestia, Luna, and Cadence? Pinkamena (of which I still haven’t seen yet)? SCP 173? Huggable Heavy?! THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ GHOSTBUSTERS?

You look at those. Then tell me what game you’re playing.

shotaprincessmika:

I can’t believe that Panda is fucking bread.

heartscale:

c’mon baby let’s go

shotaprincessmika:

トラトラ兄妹

Is like trying to wait for the earth to die.