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mr-tektite:

leadhooves:

mildlyamused:

sorryforhavinganopinion:

One time I was playing The Sims. My kid had a soccer game, and while the teams were huddled up, I changed to buy mode and put washing machines around the opposing team, enclosing them within their detergent scented prison. Thanks to my ingenious strategy, my child’s team was able to take the ball from the opposite goalie and score repeatedly. By the time the clock ran out, we were up 46-0, and the opposing team was sobbing in puddles of their own piss. I am the best soccer mom.

PARENTING

I CAN’T BREATHE

Ahh the internet. What a beautiful thing indeed.

bewbin:

molgera:

has incognito ever been used for anything but porn this is a serious question

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mambo-no-fruito:
“ Airport Simulator 2014, everyone. Truly a gem.
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mambo-no-fruito:

Airport Simulator 2014, everyone. Truly a gem.

pizza-omelette:

you’re such as ass catdad

ermedz:

Hit it Boneless!

Hit it Gummy!

kat-and-katty-answers:
“kejik:
“For http://kat-and-katty-answers.tumblr.com/
Little gift for your support, thank you. =)
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OMG THIS IS INCREDILBE!! ^3^

kat-and-katty-answers:

kejik:

For http://kat-and-katty-answers.tumblr.com/

Little gift for your support, thank you. =)

adfkjshdflkh

OMG THIS IS INCREDILBE!! ^3^ <33

Wow, she really looks amazing and full of attitude, I love it so much <3

Thanks a bunch Kejik :D

heck-yeah-mary:
“Chrysalis as a normal pony
Drawn in around ten minutes!
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heck-yeah-mary:

Chrysalis as a normal pony

Drawn in around ten minutes!

brook:
“ superinnervision:
“ SO MY FRIEND STARTED A NEW FILE ON FFX AND THIS HAPPENED
”
they’re here
”

brook:

superinnervision:

SO MY FRIEND STARTED A NEW FILE ON FFX AND THIS HAPPENED

they’re here

misterz100:

ultimatum1895:

atypicalprincecharming:

agriking:

sqvad:

alabama got TWO INCHES of snow and everything just went to shit

HAHAHAHA, we wouldn’t even send the snow plows out for that here.

Hey can we not.

Cities like this aren’t prepared. They don’t have plows and salt service when an average year’s snowfall is only about two inches. This is the kind of snow that freezes roads, and when it melts it refreezes. This storm came quicker and harder than predicted with no real way to get people out and home safely. The governments in the south say something like “We should have staggered it, gotten the kids out first, then private, then government” but when the weather’s crazier than normal, unexpected and quick, nobody’s going to want to wait, everyone wants to go home now.

And then when big rigs jack knife, when cars slide uncontrollably because there’s ice on the streets and no extra preparation because this isn’t New England, this isn’t a place that deals with heavy snowfall often, it’s a huge problem and there’s no real recourse other than to fix the mess as it happens.

It’s nothing to mock.

god fucking dammit, finally someone explains why its such an asswhooping in the southern states, even when its so miniscule of a thing sometimes

Still funny.

//If I offended any of you with my blog I am sorry but my point needed to be made(at least for me.)

servingspoon69:

We still love you and or hate you Somby. ;P

Man Rick and Morty issuch a great show

I’m watching a episode right now!

asksirlantern:

thosejealouskids:

when you see your favorite rp partner on but you don’t want to bother them because you think you’re annoying

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My life. Forever

albierio:
“ The only valentines day card that matters
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albierio:

The only valentines day card that matters

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