browningtons:

matteabittner:

browningtons:

if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire 

I wouldn’t hesitate to deduce who did it, burn your dead bones after I kill you, and travel in my Tardis to do my homework at the university, so I could take as long as I want.

^ lol

demonica-dawson:

time-lord-ramnikul:

knitmeapony:

demonhamster:

despotic:

suicidemydarling:

gigantorthemooseking:

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.

Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

This fucking this^^^ 

I’ve always loved this.

I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.

Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.

Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.

I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.

Metal is best genre.

whreflections:

poochcrew:

My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house.

IT’S A BATHTUB FULL OF LABS GIVE IT TO ME NOW

meeb:

so this is what hell looks like

umeguru:

あなたに会いたかったの！！

pixelkitties:

The blackest, most metal hiatus of all.

30minchallenge:

Oh cheer up Vinyl. I’d say that hair looks stylish!

throughthexhole:

this is the man the navy seal copypasta was based on

mannly:

mannly:

mannly:

engineer

engifar

engiwhereveryouare

why is this still getting notes this is the worst joke i’ve ever made

thathomestar:

FINALLY

THIS IS IT

I’M LIVING THE DREAM

love-struck-octavia:

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

since more interactive horror stories were requested after the popularity of annie96 is typing

Take this lollipop is an interactive horror story. what makes it unique is the fact that YOU’RE the victim. You connect with it through facebook, and what happens next is you see your “stalker” going through your posts and pictures. 

I’m not going to spoil the plot, so check it for yourself. 

Extremely clever and super freaky interactive game! You’ll be like WOAH. I know I was. 

here’s a testimonial, for those wondering, no this won’t have any adverse effects to your facebook account, all it asks is to share the app

ALSO THIS ISN’T A JUMPSCARE! (I don’t post any jumpscares!)

it was very funny