I like that sound of that. I just hope you are female

would you have sex with me?

[] yes

[] no

[] FUCK YES

would you talk to me the next day

[] of course

[] i’m not sure

would you consider having a relationship with me?

[] sure

[] it depends

what position would you do to with me?

[] 69

[] doggy style

[] me on the top

[] missionary

[]…

trixielulamoon:

spooky-cheeks:

clockwork-lives:

yaspookyshisno:

asgardianette:

aurorinthetardis:

skarosoul:

0650pm:

If your parents ever walk into your room. 
Open this link.
Then pretend to type.
Instant Essay! 

this is the best thing ever

I AM RIGHT NOW DOING A DOCTOR WHO ESSAY DUDE

HOLY shIT THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF TIME

oh my god this is genius

it maKES AN ACTUAL ESSAY OMG

Ahh the good thing about being a grown adult…I dun have to hide SHIT! owo

adrifts:

As if cats weren’t popular enough on the internet, redditor SteveV91 has uploaded some of the most adorable photos of the house pets hanging out with their nearly identical kittens.

cometsfalling:

My Little Programs 

I’d ship the two in the second frame

prismaya:

rampagerabbit:

rivkahwinter:

hermajestythederp:

ok well now i’m terrified

CRYING THIS THING IS GOING TO HAUNT MY NIGHTMARES

kaleidoscopexheart:

Stop HAHAHAHAHA

ask-cherry-cola:

ask-herpy-the-slave:

askcadence2:

trixie-moon:

princesstrollestiaibrony:

diego-spike:

spottedheartthepegasus:

Dafuq

SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING 

:D

“How did that mare turn into a stallion?”

(Head canon she’s been cursed and at night she turns into a he and vice versa with day.)

Caramel Started out as a stallion, became a mare.

My headcanon is it’s really easy to change gender in Equestria.

((If I could change genders I would be a woman so I could be straight.))

How come I didn’t seen this before?

I’d ship it

youthculturecorruptedmysavefile:

OKAY NOW I AM FUCKING ANGRY

YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF CHEREN, PETA

YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF JUNIPER, YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF GHETSIS

BUT HOW FUCKING DARE YOU BRING ASH KETCHUM INTO THIS

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU IMPLY, FOR EVEN A FRACTION OF A SECOND, THAT ASH DOESN’T LOVE PIKACHU WITH ALL HIS HEART

HOW DARE YOU IMPLY ASH WOULDN’T GIVE HIS FUCKING LIFE FOR PIKACHU IN AN INSTANT

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE SANCTITY OF THEIR AMAZING FRIENDSHIP

HOW

FUCKING

DARE YOU

I SWEAR TO ARCEUS WHOEVER MADE THIS

I WILL FIND YOU

AND I WILL DESTROY YOU

AND YOU WILL REGRET THE DAY YOU EVER TALKED SHIT ABOUT ASH KETCHUM, DO YOU HEAR ME

NOBODY SAYS STUFF LIKE THIS ABOUT MY BABY AND GETS AWAY WITH IT

hasana-chan:

Oh man my wrist just cracked in an unnatural way

I hate when that happens

the-goddamn-doomguy:

I KEEP HUMPING THIS WAIST-HIGH LEDGE, AND NOTHING HAPPENS!

Nice gif there (I love Doom)

K