judge: sir, you are being charged with distribution of child pornography, the murder of 8,000 people and purchasing an illegal drugs…what do you gotta say for yourself?
me: i activate mirror force! now you will be charged with distribution of child pornography, the murder of 8,000 people and purchasing of illegal drugs.
judge:
I was hoping to laugh at this E3 like I do every year.
But all its done is depress me so far.
Why’s that?
crystalsspectacularsummerhome:
friend ?????!?
fr iend!! !!!
im coming friend
im here i love u
God I love this post.
This is me when I see my friend Tsukai everytime.
reblog if you have a true friend thats always their for ya when you need it
man, do i have good friends that helps me, and i thank you all so much for that and i hope im the best friend as well as i am to you and you should be proud of your self of what you got and stuff. so good friends are awesome but the bad friends, no their terrible so thats why you should always have good friends like and you and other people as well ^_^
The air was still and a small flame glimmered in an open courtyard. Shadows dance around and shapes moved in and out of buildings. The flame grew then erupted into the form of a young girl. She hovered above the ground for a bit before falling. She seemed to be asleep.
…
The girl mutters and shivers a bit. Her hair is white and her skin pale. Her eyes slowly open revealing two bright blue irises. A strange tattoo marks her right shoulder blade. “What happened?” She looks around dazed and confused.
“I don’t know, I found you asleep here.” The catgirl told her. “Need any help?”
She looks up a bit frightened and nods. Suddenly you are a bit alarmed to see small horns jutting out of her head. You can faintly see and aura around them and the appearance of a rapidly fading halo. “Thank you”
:”No problem but I have to say who are you and what are you, me I’m catgirl and my name is Jess.” She said, and she takes a look around the new girl to see if there’s anything else about her.
She shakes her head. “My name… is… ” she thinks for a bit. “Pride. i thinks it Pride.” She turns and grabs a small knife. “Dont worry I wont hurt you. I am a fallen. This is my knife ‘Vex’” They way she mentioned the knife made it seem like it was alive.
“Pride huh? That’s a nice name.” She takes a closer look at the knife. “I never heard of a fallen before ether, they sound rather interesting.”
She raises an eyebrow. “No? Strange. Where are we exactly?” She examines the knife looking for any faults.
“A City I can tell you that. A big to be sure. Why don’t you explore a bit so you see more at where you are.”
She nods. And her cheeks turn red. “Will you hold my hand?” She extends her hand out towards you.
“Of course. I’m willing to help.” She smiled at Pride. And she grips her hand.
Pride smiles and begins walking around. The city is small and most of the streets are deserted. The street lights flicker as they pass under them and you feel a strange sensation, like something itching its way into you mind.
(I’ll copy and paste on what I said on Skype XD)
“Usually this place isn’t this deserted.” She said. Jess takes a look to see if her friends are around but they are not
