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My friend has this patch

My friend has this patch

kittenmod:

pervocracy:

witchlingfumbles:

Guys look it’s back. Like I totally forgot it but it’s back on my dash.

Reblogged for yep.

I used to think poly meant you would be saying “my boyfriend’s girlfriend.”  I didn’t realize it meant I would also frequently end up talking about “my boyfriend’s girlfriend’s dom’s fuckbuddy’s wife’s sperm donor’s sub.”

This is why I won’t do poly relationships.

22mg:

roachpatrol:

toxeh:

arcanebarrage:

tarmduffin:

cafiffle:

theangriestman:

Once I weNt to Wisconsin: The Dairy StAte

god, EVERY TIME I drove up to Beloit

glad your ear’s feeling better, mine stayed weird for a while

This got creepy fast

oh

Absolute truth. 

I’m in South Beloit right now.

Everything’s fine. 

i want to see that video with the arms now

thepasta-nerada:

sodamnrelatable:

last night I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth but

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I brushed my teeth at the kitchen sink

and this morning I wanted to take a shower but

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surprise

and a few minutes ago I had to take out the trash and

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I give up

well clearly someone wants to be patted

‘NO. NO BRUSSHING TEETH. PAT ME.’

‘NO. NO TAKING SHOWER YOU SILLY HUMAN. PAT ME.’

‘NO TRASH TAKING. PAT. PAT. PAT.’

my cat wont even let me pEE

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peterberkman:
“jabroniichan:
“ i ordered Pepsi flavored Cheetos
”
tried these they are fcrazy
”

peterberkman:

jabroniichan:

i ordered Pepsi flavored Cheetos

tried these they are fcrazy

askmrhugalout1:

RETURN TO SENDER!

micthemicrophone:
““ I blame you for this
”
TINY ROBOTS RUN THIS SHIT
TINY
FUCKING
ROBOTS
RUN THIS BITCH
”

micthemicrophone:

I blame you for this

TINY ROBOTS RUN THIS SHIT

TINY

FUCKING

ROBOTS

RUN THIS BITCH

the-goddamn-doomguy:
““ Believe it or not, I felt pretty bad about the way you reacted to my earlier screenshot. I kind of feel like Romero after that Daikatana advertisement. You know what, I’m making up a new feeling. “Daikatana’d” ”
That’s more...

the-goddamn-doomguy:

Believe it or not, I felt pretty bad about the way you reacted to my earlier screenshot. I kind of feel like Romero after that Daikatana advertisement. You know what, I’m making up a new feeling. “Daikatana’d”.

That’s more like it. Much better.

hotsexycactus:

I think this is the pure insanity

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misterz100 replied to your photo:“My pregnant dog, Katie”
I don’t think I have ever seen a pregnant dog

Well now you did

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