“ROAAAAAAAAAAAA-oh shit I’m too big.”
“Arrange 6 rolls” more like “give me 6 rolls”
microwave on high more like microwave while high
me
everyone
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOULTHIS IS ALWAYS FUCKING FUNNY
50 Cent rockin the Phillies phitted at the Cantor Fitzgerald Relief Fund this morning…








































