ask-zalgo-pie:

shslunknown-heather:

frienclzone:

when a teacher postpones a test

this speaks to me on a spiritual level.

yes!

almsthr:

Brain, Wacko & Freakazoid @ Steven Spielberg’s office arguing who’s best WB Cartoon

loladelphia:

I know Philly’s got a trash problem, but someone really left an entire door in the middle of the sidewalk in Mount Airy?

Hey guys free door!

crack-dragon:

Charming? Intimidating? Pal, you’re outta your mind. Guy’s a corny old jackass that laughs at his own jokes and complains non-stop about his feet. A fuckin’ clown. The kind of guy that gives pet names to his ties. Fuck ‘im, awright? Asshole steals the funnies from the newspaper every time he comes over.

tf2 feels

senseidezzy:

Commission for lotsofcaps! 

lightdaknessdragonkeybladewelder:

imabrickshithouse:

LMAO!

There’s a joke in there somewhere.

panzergrenadierphotography:

M1 Garand with an original M7 Grenade Launcher attached, a reproduction M1A2 grenade launching adapter with a demilled MkII fragmentation grenade mounted, and a reproduction 1907 pattern leather sling.

cogsymod:

raynoreqearthplayer:

witchyroses:

omjephillips:

witchyroses:

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!??!??!

It’s quicksand. Quicksand is much thicker than water, which is why things sink so slowly. By that same logic, one can walk on its surface if you go fast enough and with little enough pressure, like skipping a stone on water.

THAT IS FANTASTIC

fake

not fake  ray your just lacking a few brain cells because we all know if its on the internet its real bitch.

ask-neighson:

heartbroken-vinyl-scratch:

I am XD

I totally am. 

isitgiforjif:

I can only imagine how many times it took to get this right.

Breakfast Club, 1985

nowyoukno:

nowyoukno more about cats :) learn more

the-goddamn-doomguy:

“ROAAAAAAAAAAAA-oh shit I’m too big.”

maka-maka-maka:

booty-airlines:

hau5-of-mau5:

terra-butt:

“Arrange 6 rolls” more like “give me 6 rolls”

microwave on high more like microwave while high

me

everyone