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black-licorice-necromancer:

graphiteknight:

Passive Aggressive

In GTA5 Online, people always want to kill you for some reason, and unprovoked attacks are very common. Luckily, there’s a mechanic called Passive Mode that keeps you safe from combat damage while making you unable to attack as well. However, you can still be run over by vehicles, and people go OUT OF THEIR WAY to try and run you over.

This is based off a true story, and it is my tried-and-true method of dealing with these savages.

(mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs71EYwQSAM )

I don’t know what’s better, the inclusion of passive mode or how perfectly this person used it

teaandfailure:
“ inscarletsilence:
“ my favourite thing about cat yawns is they start off real cute and then get fucking menacing as shit
every time
”
at first i was like haha aww this kitty is so cute but why does it seem so familiar and then i...

teaandfailure:

inscarletsilence:

my favourite thing about cat yawns is they start off real cute and then get fucking menacing as shit

every time

at first i was like haha aww this kitty is so cute but why does it seem so familiar and then i realized

IT’S THE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CAT

fpti:
“ earlygr4ves:
“ i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.” ”
jesus christ
”

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

theyatemytaylor:
“ thedoctor-hiddle-batch:
“ here is a picture of stephen kawking running over jim carreys foot with his wheelchair
”
I do not believe I could ever want more out of life than this photograph
”

theyatemytaylor:

thedoctor-hiddle-batch:

here is a picture of stephen kawking running over jim carreys foot with his wheelchair

I do not believe I could ever want more out of life than this photograph

shazzbaa:
“ Me: Why is—?

Flak: He’s Australian. 

Me:………
”

shazzbaa:

Me: Why is—?

Flak: He’s Australian. 

Me:………

kryptchildart:
“ Some fanart for Ask-Sexy-Spoon
The blog is suggestive and provocative but still technically SFW (so far?) and has an adorable style. It follows the story of Silver Spoon and Sweetie Belle as a couple in their late teens.
Stumbled...

kryptchildart:

Some fanart for Ask-Sexy-Spoon
The blog is suggestive and provocative but still technically SFW (so far?) and has an adorable style.  It follows the story of Silver Spoon and Sweetie Belle as a couple in their late teens.

Stumbled upon them while browsing Derpibooru and fell in love, go give them some much deserved love and a few asks!

Wow two of my favorite fillies in one picture c:

The Fem Turtle returned! Yes!!

rainbowstarr33:
“ starllex:
“ officialgta:
“ I was just driving along the highway and I came across this shark in the middle of the road.
”
wow things really went crazy when the government shut down
”
sharknado is real
”

rainbowstarr33:

starllex:

officialgta:

I was just driving along the highway and I came across this shark in the middle of the road.

wow things really went crazy when the government shut down 

sharknado is real

spookylyriumspirit:
“ banimals:
“ I’ve had worse housemates.
”
Is Death, single?
”
Nah, I would jam out with him.

spookylyriumspirit:

banimals:

I’ve had worse housemates. 

Is Death, single?

Nah, I would jam out with him.

spookinshield:
“ omg whaT A TRAVESTY
”

spookinshield:

omg whaT A TRAVESTY

“ How do you just “forget” about England?
”

How do you just “forget” about England?

newcrystalcitysteel:
“ chipthecookiecrispwolf:
“
”
THAT GIF IM GONNA FUCKIGN I JUST THREW MY MILK ACROSS THE ROOM AND SCREAMED
”

newcrystalcitysteel:

chipthecookiecrispwolf:

THAT GIF IM GONNA FUCKIGN I JUST THREW MY MILK ACROSS THE ROOM AND SCREAMED

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