Hey, guys. So, I felt like this needed to be said-and it isn’t something that any of you have pestered me about in the least, so, don’t worry about that whatsoever. This is something that I felt I owed to you-all of you-that have ever felt like they have annoyed me or have felt ignored by me.
The thing is, I am a horrible, awful procrastinator. I’m forgetful as all hell. If you send me an ask box meme, and I don’t respond, chances are, I’m not feeling that muse at the time or I don’t know how to respond at the time, so, I’ll put it off until later. When I do that, though, I tend to forget completely, and since conversations with friends tends to pile up in my inbox, that pushes it farther to the back of my mind.
The point is, I’m really, really sorry-none of you are ever, ever annoying me and I’m not intentionally ignoring you. You can send me as many things as you want to intend that I see it-I wont get angry. I don’t do it on purpose, but, I feel awful, thinking that I’ve made any of you feel bad. I do want to interact with all of you, truly.
Same goes for those who have roleplays with me-if there’s something I haven’t responded to, tell me, as many times as you need. I’m awful and I do forget things, a lot. Please, please, don’t ever feel bad for reminded me-I need the reminder, many times, because I am forgetful and I do procrastinate.
I hope that clears things up a little.
I love all of you. Remember that, please. <3
You are always a procrastinator but you will be my favorite procrastinator :3
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:
THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
Reblogging for excellent commentary.
Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif?
This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite.
Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight.
Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE.
You don’t fuck with orcas.
Not to mention, they’re not actually whales. They’re dolphins. “Killer Whale” as in they kill whales, not whales that kill.
