Anonymous asked: Naughty Message - I'd give you a tongue bath and pleasure you in any way possible.
I like that sound of that. I just hope you are female
I do not sell illegal substances.: send me a "naughty naughty" and i'll answer these -
would you have sex with me?
[] yes
[] no
[] FUCK YES
would you talk to me the next day
[] of course
[] i’m not sure
would you consider having a relationship with me?
[] sure
[] it depends
what position would you do to with me?
[] 69
[] doggy style
[] me on the top
[] missionary
[]…
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If your parents ever walk into your room.
Open this link.
Then pretend to type.
Instant Essay!this is the best thing ever
I AM RIGHT NOW DOING A DOCTOR WHO ESSAY DUDE
HOLY shIT THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF TIME
oh my god this is genius
it maKES AN ACTUAL ESSAY OMG
Ahh the good thing about being a grown adult…I dun have to hide SHIT! owo
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ok well now i’m terrified
CRYING THIS THING IS GOING TO HAUNT MY NIGHTMARES
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Stop HAHAHAHAHA
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Dafuq
SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING SHIPING
:D
“How did that mare turn into a stallion?”
(Head canon she’s been cursed and at night she turns into a he and vice versa with day.)
Caramel Started out as a stallion, became a mare.
My headcanon is it’s really easy to change gender in Equestria.
((If I could change genders I would be a woman so I could be straight.))
How come I didn’t seen this before?
I’d ship it
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Oh man my wrist just cracked in an unnatural way
I hate when that happens
I KEEP HUMPING THIS WAIST-HIGH LEDGE, AND NOTHING HAPPENS!
Nice gif there (I love Doom)
Anonymous asked: My grossest memory was when I was a really young kid, I picked up hard dog poop and thought it was a neat rock... I tried to clean it in the sink and my mom started freaking out. I was unaware at the time what even happened. x.x
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