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Now these guys know how to PARTY.
Source found: The DOOM Bar by Jose Sanchez
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Can we just appreciate the accuracy that is this GIF?
I will never stop appreciating this
So true.
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Art by Ryan-the-fox
I have been a furry for years, and I found out recently that my kid brother is also a furry. He is nine years younger than me and we have never been very close. I really hope this gives us something to bond over.
This message just attacks me, I love it. Yet my brother is not furry :C
(Source: confessionsofafurry)
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How far I've fallen...: garyd12: his-dissatisfied-secretary: //An apology to those I’ve... -
//An apology to those I’ve roleplayed with in the past where our roleplays never went anywhere because I’m a horrible procrastinator and where I’m terrible at not making Namie boring and keeping her in-character and am bad at thinking of…
We need to work out a system here.
(Source: of-monsters-and-enigmas-archive, via of-monsters-and-enigmas-archive)
//An apology to those I’ve roleplayed with in the past where our roleplays never went anywhere because I’m a horrible procrastinator and where I’m terrible at not making Namie boring and keeping her in-character and am bad at thinking of plots.
In general, sorry for being a not-so-great or interesting roleplayer and I hope that doesn’t turn you off in roleplaying with me in the future.
Nah, your still my RP buddy Tsukai.
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a guy who’s in hate-love with himself and a girl who is also a dog
a snarky angry feminist and a misogynistic manchild
Boys who cannot work out their sexual frustrations.
Stupid crybaby who yells at people early in the morning and some sarcastic shithead gangster whose also a crybaby
two dudes pretending theyre not three thousand year old 90s kids
pretentious goth teen girl and some freaky alien chick who tries too hard to be snarky
some undead chick who fucks an old wad of gum
Some chick with dead parents is into bestiality when a ginger dude breaks into her room and is always pissed off.
An extremely unlucky mayor with serious murderous tendencies and a bad tempered blonde with a soft spot for leather jackets and food.
Angsty lesbians from outer space blow shit up and steal hearts in schoolgirl uniforms
An obsessive, violent time traveler who likes to brutally murder small telepathic animals and a clueless crybaby anime schoolgirl who is utterly useless until she dies.
The ship I like is non canon and the creator of the comic hates me for it. And they both white cats.
(Source: oeste-archived, via pastellestory)
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It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…
funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.
^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY
i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle
i got this for my 13th birthday and it wouldnt stop playing forever
and we smashed it and drowned it aND IT KEPT ON PLAYING TIL MY UNCLE LAUNCHED IT UP ON A FIREWORK
BUT THE FIREWORK LANDED IN A FIELD SO WE BEAT IT WITH A STICK OF WOOD IT BUT IT KEPT FUCKING RUNNING SO WE HID IT IN A NEARBY ABANDONED PLAYGROUND TO SCARE KIDS AND LONG STORY SHORT WE CAME BACK A WEEK LATER TO THE PLAYGROUND AND IT WAS STILL PLAYING AND SOUNDED DEMONIC SO BASICALLY WE NEVER WENT THERE AGAIN
(Source: bored-im-blog, via koakumatv)
wait, what?
The Royal British Army Everyone
Glad this came back.
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