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Aug 08

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1) Screenshot your desktop
2) Screenshot your follower count
3) Screenshot your blog
4) Screenshot your post count
5) Screenshot your liked count
6) Screenshot your followers
7) Screenshot your dash
8) Screenshot your favorite blog
9) Screenshot your message count
10) Screenshot your saved url's
11) Screenshot [insert whatever]
psst pick 1..

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dont talk SHIT about vanilla coke

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sfrfaceplant:

HOLY SHIT

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CAN WE FIX IT?

gimme80smadonna:

“YES WE—”
“I can fix it!”
“Excuse me, but I think we ALL know who can fix it first!”
“Aww…how nice of you to—”
“Get out of here, knock-off.”
“BITCH PLEASE. I have a golden hammer that can instantly fix anything with just a tap.”
“How cute! Me too. Except mine’s bigger.”
“Y-yeah well…”
“AT LEAST I’M ADORABLE.”
“—-With hot wife included.”
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