My friend has this patch
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last night I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth but
I brushed my teeth at the kitchen sink
and this morning I wanted to take a shower but
surprise
and a few minutes ago I had to take out the trash and
I give up
well clearly someone wants to be patted
‘NO. NO BRUSSHING TEETH. PAT ME.’
‘NO. NO TAKING SHOWER YOU SILLY HUMAN. PAT ME.’
‘NO TRASH TAKING. PAT. PAT. PAT.’
my cat wont even let me pEE
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i ordered Pepsi flavored Cheetos
tried these they are fcrazy
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I blame you for this
TINY ROBOTS RUN THIS SHIT
TINY
FUCKING
ROBOTS
RUN THIS BITCH
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Believe it or not, I felt pretty bad about the way you reacted to my earlier screenshot. I kind of feel like Romero after that Daikatana advertisement. You know what, I’m making up a new feeling. “Daikatana’d”.
That’s more like it. Much better.
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I don’t think I have ever seen a pregnant dog
Well now you did
